Definitions by zAk

Stress Puppy 

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

Stress Puppy by Zak May 3, 2003

OHNO-Second 

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

OHNO-Second by Zak May 3, 2003

Assmosis 

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

Assmosis by Zak May 3, 2003

PRAIRIE DOGGING 

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

PRAIRIE DOGGING by Zak May 3, 2003

Blamestorming 

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

Blamestorming by Zak May 3, 2003

Alpha Geek 

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

Alpha Geek by Zak May 3, 2003

pleezbelieveit

Please Believe It. Meaning, "You better believe it!" Credits to Wheeler High School's Coach Yuhas and the Cross-Country Team.

"We live our lives 3.1 miles at a time. Nothing else matters. PLEEZBELIEVEIT!"

pleezbelieveit by Zak May 3, 2003