15 definitions by yeyYAY
by yeyYAY December 3, 2006
Just a straight guy who likes to look good and take care of his body. People won't think the ubersexual is gay if they see him or meet him (as opposed to hearing about things he does). They're also not effeminate pussies likes metrosexuals. Some also do "gay" stuff like see plays and operas, but that just means they like that stuff.
**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**
**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**
Straight Guy: Man, you coordinate your outfits and got a haircut at a chick place? You're so gay!
Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.
SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!
U: Duh.
Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.
SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!
U: Duh.
by yeyYAY August 23, 2006
How some people say gonna/going to, happens when they pronounce the "oo" in "to" more instead of the "gonna" part. See gonnoo.
by yeyYAY November 17, 2006
One of the Krusty the Clown's body parts that mobsters beat up. If you don't watch the Simpsons, Krusty is Jewish.
-From that episode of the Simpsons where Homer takes over for Fat Tony and his son wants to be a cook
-From that episode of the Simpsons where Homer takes over for Fat Tony and his son wants to be a cook
by yeyYAY December 4, 2006
A homemade weapon usually made out of old crap lying around like broken glass or metal. A shank usually is only for stabbing and has no cutting edge (like a dart, but a lot bigger and more dangerous).
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.
"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.
I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Nobody else I've asked says this is true, though. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.
"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.
I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Nobody else I've asked says this is true, though. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.
-I made a shank and shanked this guy in prison.
-Ahh! I shanked that drive!
-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.
-Ahh! I shanked that drive!
-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.
by yeyYAY May 31, 2006
Another name for the Nation of Islam, an American organization aimed towards helping blacks. Named for its current leader, Minister Louis Farrakhan. (formerly Louis Eugene Wolcott)
by yeyYAY June 13, 2006