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Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon
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New Mexico shit fire 

A shot of tequila mixed with Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. Bhut jolokia is, of course, one of the spiciest chile peppers in the world, which makes this like a prairie fire shot on steroids. Definitely not for the weak stomach.
"Hey bartender, I need 6 New Mexico shit fires."

Mexico safe 

An attitude or situation that would only meet the minimum safety conditions of the third world. Otherwise, it is considered absolutely unsafe.
Stacking cardboard fifteen feet high off the bed of a pickup truck and driving full speed on the freeway isn't safe, but it's Mexico safe.

Unsupervised children chasing stray dogs through a busy street is Mexico safe.
Mexico safe by Reverend No Dice September 25, 2011

Amazing New Mexico Sunset 

Amazing New Mexico Sunset is not only the @ of THE petekey historian on tiktok, but also a line Pete Wentz wrote on livejournal on june 28, 2005. The message reads:

Amazing new mexico sunset
I'm hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem
Its all orange and pink above us
We went to another waterpark again
I love high fives again
Totally back in love
Saw the most amazing movie...
I think its called spirited away. Watch it
Peterpan
"Whats your favorite Pete Wents livejournal post?"
"Amazing New MExico Sunset"

Mexico Syndrome 

Not caring about something or wanting to do anything with it yourself, until someone else wants it. A reference to Mexico's behavior towards Texas prior to the Texan War of Independence.
"Man, on Friends, Rachel has a serious case of Mexico Syndrome about Ross."
Mexico Syndrome by Rann October 4, 2004

New Mexico Slip-in-slide 

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.
Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp 

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin
"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."