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dumpster dining 

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

dumpster dining by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

ashtray diving 

Looking for cigarette butts anywhere (not limited to ashtrays) so the rest of it can be smoked, or the tobacco collected to roll your own. Similar to butt diving.

Paul ran out of cigarettes when he was in the hospital. Every day he went ashtray diving to keep going.

ashtray diving by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

frustilities 

A blend of frustrations and hostilities. May become an expression of extreme anger.

Since the doctors won't do anything about my terrible back pain, I sometimes take out my frustilities on my family. That's not me.

frustilities by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

free head lettuce 

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

free head lettuce by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

I'm going in by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

spitting tacks 

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

spitting tacks by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

library cop 

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

library cop by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015