distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.
I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.
by yes juanito yes November 07, 2014
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pee dribble

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.
Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."
by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
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tall stall

Location of a urinal in restroom where you stand up to pee. Opposite of short stall where you sit down on toilet.
Text: Standing at tall stall rn
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TSILF

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.
"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."
by yes juanito yes June 28, 2014
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gum control

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.
My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.
by yes juanito yes April 17, 2015
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apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.
"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"
by yes juanito yes October 18, 2014
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free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."
by yes juanito yes May 25, 2015
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