lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

TSILF

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.

"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."

by yes juanito yes June 27, 2014

allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.

My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.

by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017

TV light

Ambient light from the television that is used to dimly illuminate a room or dwelling. The sound can be on or off.

I flicked on the TV light, hit mute and fell asleep on the couch.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

2 at 10, and 10 at 2

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).

"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."

by yes juanito yes May 19, 2014

joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

by yes juanito yes November 04, 2014

100 percent

Total agreement.

Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."

Mike: "100 percent."

by yes juanito yes November 06, 2014