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celebrity athlete

A person from professional or international sports who has evolved into fame outside of their sport. They are highly welcomed at special red carpet events, and are regarded as champions in their sports.

"The paparazzi enjoy taking pics of the celebrity athlete. Examples include David Beckham, Bruce Jenner, Michael Jordan and Martina Navratilova."

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2014

sneeze guard

Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.

The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.

I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.

by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014

media ping-pong

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.

Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

Tripledemic

Widespread prevalence of three infectious diseases: Covid, the flu, and RSV.

Lazy 1: “Dude, what is a good excuse to skip work?”

Lazy 2: “Tripledemic. You got three viruses.“

Lazy 1: “Cool.”

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2022

ghost bike

A bicycle, painted white, that is locked up at the site where a cyclist was killed. It is a remembrance of the person who was fatally injured or died at that location.

Joe was an avid cyclist who was hit by a truck. His friends and family set-up a ghost bike as part of his Roadside Memorial.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

economical buzz

An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.

I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.

We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.

by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014