To parody a la Mystery Science Theater 3000
Honestly, I'd rather sit through a John Agar film festival than another Gonterman story.
February 21, 2004
1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam
Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!
February 08, 2004
The somewhat-eerie ability to spot a virgin.
Don't believe your V-dar; I know from experience she's a huge slut.
December 11, 2005
another name for the OC
I don't get the hype about the emOC.
An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.
Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.
September 21, 2004
Term for "citizen" used by Republicans, who measure citizenship by how much money you make. Note that how much money you make is not proportional to your income, and that under Bush's tax plans, only income you earn yourself (as opposed to dividends and inheritance) is actually taxed.
Supply-siders bitch that the top 20% pay over 40% of the taxes, but the top 10% control over 90% of the wealth.
February 05, 2005
the state of being clueless and asinine
Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.
January 29, 2005