xyzzy's definitions

man

1. an adult male human
2. humans collectively
3. a male lover
4. a worker
5. an unseen force which controls our lives, much like Big Brother.
6. prefix indicating homoerotic behavior in a heterosexual context

1. "She?" I'm a man.
2. Man walked on the moon over 30 years ago.
3. She thinks she needs a man.
4. We're short two men.
5. It's the man trying to keep us down.
6. I don't need to hear about your mancrush.

by xyzzy September 22, 2005

coprocephalic

having human excrement in the cranium, shithead

"Is it a Triassic human fetus or coprolite?"

"Given who 'found' it, don't you mean coprocephalic?"

by Xyzzy June 18, 2004

wintendo

an operating system which uses more RAM than the typical system and automatically installs Microshaft's own Internet Expirer browser on your system, then won't allow you to remove it, thus allowing Bill Gates to view your system personally. It also self-upgrades, thus taking up your memory with Borg implants. Did I mention that some versions uninstall all non-MS products? Also expect to view the blue screen of death at least once a day, sometimes twice.

Resistance is futile.

by Xyzzy February 8, 2004

cwm

a bowl-shaped hollow at the end of a mountain valley. One of the three words in the English language with no A's, E's, I's, O's, U's, or Y's. The other two are crwth and mwg; all three are of Welsh origin. Also used to refer to female genitalia.

Fly by the cwm. Damn! I just used a vowel!

by xyzzy April 24, 2005

jyot

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!

why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?

by xyzzy November 23, 2021

flippity-floppity-floo

Proof that white kids steal everything from black culture, Chef wasn't serious about the term. :D Matt and Trey probably are also making a Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference for purposes of absurdity.

Mr Garrison: Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?

Chef: Oh. Well, we black people just always tried to stay out in front of them.

Mr Slave: How did you do that?

Chef: Well, like with our slang. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity-floppity-floo."

Mr Garrison: We don't have time for all that, Chef! Oh, if only those Queer Eye For the Straight Guy people understood what they were doing. Wait. That's it! I know exactly what to do! Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity-floppity-floo.

Chef: Oh no! Dammit! Don't call it that!

by Xyzzy February 21, 2004

ignorami

Pseudo-intellectuals. So called because of their tendency to use stigmae, mandami, ignorami, omnibi, viri, operae, cauci, and other overuse of the "-us to -i, -a to -ae, -um to -a" classical rule.

If every word ending in -us becomes -i, is the plural of bus bi?

by Xyzzy May 5, 2005