xyzzy's definitions

heck of a job

Total screw-up. Usually used ironically, to indicate when someone's self-delusion is in direct contradiction to well-known and easily-observed facts.

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by Xyzzy December 18, 2005

NeoCon

Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort Serdar Argic-style debate tactics.

Anyone you see on 24-hour news

by Xyzzy January 9, 2005

jyot

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!

why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?

by xyzzy November 23, 2021

alot, especially alot

A superlative adverbial form of 'a lot'.

Carly and Speener like to bang each other alot, especially alot.

by Xyzzy December 9, 2005

Serdar Argic

The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.

"Any recipes for turkey surprise?" "Ask your CRIMINAL Armenian grandparents, gum brain!"

by Xyzzy January 9, 2005

MST

To parody a la Mystery Science Theater 3000

Honestly, I'd rather sit through a John Agar film festival than another Gonterman story.

by Xyzzy February 21, 2004

taxpayer

Term for "citizen" used by Republicans, who measure citizenship by how much money you make. Note that how much money you make is not proportional to your income, and that under Bush's tax plans, only income you earn yourself (as opposed to dividends and inheritance) is actually taxed.

Supply-siders bitch that the top 20% pay over 40% of the taxes, but the top 10% control over 90% of the wealth.

by Xyzzy February 5, 2005