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tax
1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.
1. "Most people don't like paying taxes."
2. "This is really taxing my patience."
by Xyzzy February 05, 2005

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The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.
Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.
by Xyzzy January 30, 2005

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How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.
The guy above me.
by Xyzzy June 08, 2004

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someone who used to be on MTV a lot back when it was cool but now MTV doesn't show any music
Veejays are fired at age 25.
by Xyzzy February 08, 2004

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Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005

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An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".
"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."
by Xyzzy May 29, 2004

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To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".
"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."
by Xyzzy May 05, 2005

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