reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.

Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.

by Xyzzy January 18, 2005

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.

Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!

by Xyzzy February 24, 2005

darbo

An insult only seen on Degrassi Junior High. See also broomhead

Get lost, you little darbo.

by Xyzzy October 12, 2005

mongoloyed

How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.

The guy above me.

by Xyzzy June 08, 2004

blackindians

Fake "tribe" started by one Jerry Eaglefeather, an "Apache" from New York. Refer to real Indians as "casino Indians".

"Can you believe those blackindians? It was bad enough when all the wannabes were white."

by Xyzzy February 09, 2005

coprocephalic

having human excrement in the cranium, shithead

"Is it a Triassic human fetus or coprolite?"

"Given who 'found' it, don't you mean coprocephalic?"

by Xyzzy June 18, 2004

privatization

The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.

Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.

by Xyzzy January 30, 2005