Definitions by xyzzy

Axis of Evil 

A speech which proves Bush's mental condition is approximately the same as John_-_Winston, John Grubor, Steve Hayes, Robert Ghostwolf, Archimedes Plutonium, Alexander Abian, Ed Conrad, and a dozen other net.personalities made famous by their ability to post bullshit to more than SIXTY newsgroups at once.

Iran, Iraq, and North Korea? Couldn't he have picked someone like Burkina Faso who no one's ever heard of?

Axis of Evil by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

coyote 

a small dog, Canis latrans, native to North America, known for using everything from canyons to tactical nuclear weapons to catch roadrunners.

Now this is a little coyote-and-roadrunner.

coyote by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

Ahmed Chalabi 

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

Ahmed Chalabi by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

coprocephalic 

having human excrement in the cranium, shithead

"Is it a Triassic human fetus or coprolite?"

"Given who 'found' it, don't you mean coprocephalic?"

coprocephalic by Xyzzy June 18, 2004

Shaman

A Mongolian priest. Oftentimes used by ethnocentric Westerners to describe the entire planet under the assumption that all "primitive" traditions are identical.

My blue-eyed Cherokee-princess-descended shaman charges $500 for a Sundance.

Shaman by Xyzzy June 18, 2004

mongoloyed 

How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.

The guy above me.

mongoloyed by Xyzzy June 8, 2004

Crazy Horse 

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".

"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."

Crazy Horse by Xyzzy May 29, 2004