xyzzy's definitions

velveeta

1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam

Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!

by Xyzzy February 8, 2004

SUV

Sure to be Under Vehicle.

"Well, I can give you this car with a five-star safety rating, which gets 38 miles a gallon, for twelve grand . . . OR I can give you this SUV which gets ten miles a gallon and hasn't gone through any safety tests at all for twenty-five grand."

"I'll take the SUV!"

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

Shaman

A Mongolian priest. Oftentimes used by ethnocentric Westerners to describe the entire planet under the assumption that all "primitive" traditions are identical.

My blue-eyed Cherokee-princess-descended shaman charges $500 for a Sundance.

by Xyzzy June 18, 2004

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.

Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!

by Xyzzy February 24, 2005

privatization

The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.

Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.

by Xyzzy January 30, 2005

Crazy Horse

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".

"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."

by Xyzzy May 29, 2004