taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.

(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

awesemnity

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.

The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!

by Wordmaster B December 30, 2004

hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 03, 2005

cock crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.

That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!

by Wordmaster B January 03, 2005

spack

The sound that a blast of cum makes when hitting a hard surface, such as a bathroom tile floor.

The spack of that hot guy's load on the bathroom floor startled him.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

mammon

Word usually used to describe ill-gotten gain, but in this case: massive female tits!

Did you see the tits on Laurie? She has some mega mammon goin' on!

by Wordmaster B December 31, 2004