41 definitions by womoma
In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
by womoma April 15, 2005
conceited little shit of a man who loves to snort up charlie and speaking in a stupid contrived accent which doesnt reflect real Dublin people.
Self righteous hasbeen cunt who should give up "performing" and support some home grown replacements rather than licking Apple and IRMAs arses.
charliegreedyhypocrytejunkieweekend staring into the mirrorself obsesseddelusions of granduerembarrassment to Ireland
Self righteous hasbeen cunt who should give up "performing" and support some home grown replacements rather than licking Apple and IRMAs arses.
charliegreedyhypocrytejunkieweekend staring into the mirrorself obsesseddelusions of granduerembarrassment to Ireland
"Oh god no- maaa- look at that twat Bono on the news, he's pipin more shite about the third world and I swear to god he looks off his face"
by womoma April 16, 2005
fuck the bus, we'll get a jo maxi
by womoma April 18, 2005
by womoma April 16, 2005
That fucking dirty knacker bastard from the mun isnt gettin a job here- they should knock down those flats and leave the fucking scumbags in them.
by womoma April 16, 2005
He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.
by womoma April 18, 2005