Definitions by womoma

yolk 

Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1] ecstacy

2] foolish ugly idiot

3] thing, item, thingymajig

1] me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2] dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

3]
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.

yolk by womoma April 17, 2005

d4

Short for Dublin 4, an upper middle class area in Dublin, Ireland, where a conrtived posh accent is often used by the most snobby of shitturds, it borrows from middle american and upper class UK accents aswell as french pseudo sophistocation.

People who speak with a d4 accent are deservadly ridiculed for their fake shallow gay accent which is put on to make them feel more important.

also see delusions of grandeur

on mobile fone
"Hi Dervla, how are youuu?? sheaaa?? oowoahoaoo thats fantaaaaastic....haa?? oh Fintin, yeah hes greeeeat, working hard ya-knaaewww.."

d4 by womoma April 16, 2005

bobo 

a boy who looks likes the monkeys

looks at zat sillya boyeh - he lookey likey za monkey eh heh heh heh .. eh-hello bobo, you like a banana ehh??

bobo by womoma April 16, 2005

small head 

small head is a knickname given to people with inexplicably small craniums. they are often also called peanut head or pea head and look very amusing.

Hey small head! Why is your head so fucking small it makes me feel sick lookin at you.

small head by womoma April 16, 2005

gunner eye 

one who is cock eyed or has funny looking eyes

hey gunner eye - what the fuck happened you

gunner eye by womoma April 16, 2005

shekels 

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

shekels by womoma April 16, 2005

crapfork

crapfork (n) A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.

"Awww Jaysus Deco, you went all the way down to Cork to meet her parents and she ends up dumpin ya. Thats a crapfork."

crapfork by womoma April 15, 2005