womoma's definitions

ringsend uppercut

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals

He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.

by womoma April 17, 2005

yolk

Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1 ecstacy

2 foolish ugly idiot

3 thing, item, thingymajig

1 me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2 dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

3
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.

by womoma April 17, 2005

weapon

In Dublin it means a muppet

"HAHAHAHA- Ya went on your ear you fuckin weapon"
means
"Gosh it seems you tripped and fell, you silly billy"

by womoma April 15, 2005

kazbar

Area in Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria where tourists openly get pissed and snort coke.

what are we doin tonight?

same thing we do every night- go down the kazbar and get fucked up

by womoma April 15, 2005

mooch

snog, kiss, get off with, etc

I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.

by womoma April 17, 2005

DCU

Famously dull and boring university in Dublin, jam packed full of dull and boring students.

In DCU its still cool to put a street cone on your head when youve had a few drinks.

The students are scared of the locals for no reason other than sheer culchie ignorance, and wont even drink in the local pub, The Slipper, for fear that some knacker will start a fight with them, which is unlikely considering the clientel isnt bad in The Slipper.

DCU from above looks like a town from a Phantasy Star game segamegadrive

"Oh youre in college- what do you do?"
"Maths in DCU"
"No way! I live right beside DCU- you ever drink in The Slipper?"
"No I value my life"
"Dont be so fucking stupid, Slippers a grand ol' spot, better than that kip of a bar in DCU"
"eh I gotta go now, I dont mix well with non students"
"Ok then be like that student bitch get a fucking job"
"CHaaa what-everrr"
"and stop actin like an american you stuck up tramp"

by womoma April 15, 2005