Definitions by womoma

jo maxi 

irish rhyming slang for taxi- jo maxi was a show on tv in the early 90s.

fuck the bus, we'll get a jo maxi

jo maxi by womoma April 17, 2005

yolk 

Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1 ecstacy

2 foolish ugly idiot

3 thing, item, thingymajig

1 me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2 dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

3
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.

yolk by womoma April 17, 2005

ringsend uppercut 

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals

He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.

ringsend uppercut by womoma April 17, 2005

git 

Irish knickname for someone called Christopher.

Alrigh' gi' wha's de story

git by womoma April 17, 2005

donnybrook 

a place in Dublin full of stuck up,rugger buggers and cunts

Im from Donnybrook, Im so much better than you, ya kneaww?

donnybrook by womoma April 17, 2005

the scuts 

the shits, diarrhoea, pooing a lot

aw crap im in bits, after all that guinness last night i have a touch of the scuts today.

the scuts by womoma April 17, 2005

mooch 

snog, kiss, get off with, etc

I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.

mooch by womoma April 17, 2005