mad yolk

Dublin slang for a skitsophrenic or mentally unstable person. Usually under exaggerated to refer to someone who is thinking something silly.

Mostly used by knackers

"Jonner, thats me hole not me gee ya bleedin mad yolk"
means
"Jonathan, it seems youve accidentally tried to make love to my bottom"

by womoma April 16, 2005

dirtbird

Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.

"that Christy from number 98 deserves jail after what he did to jacinta, f&*kin dirtbird"

by womoma April 15, 2005

story boys

short for "whats the story boys?" used by the working class of Dublin, who come from either side of the river see tallafornia, to say "hello guys, whats happening"..

They might also say simply "story" or if youre a stranger, "story bud" ..

its a slightly less common working class greeting as "Alrigh'"

"staarry boyyez, I got me bi' lass nigh'"
"go wan owa da' ye bleedin madjyoke"

by womoma April 16, 2005

weapon

In Dublin it means a muppet

"HAHAHAHA- Ya went on your ear you fuckin weapon"
means
"Gosh it seems you tripped and fell, you silly billy"

by womoma April 16, 2005

ringsend uppercut

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals

He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.

by womoma April 18, 2005

lovin

verb- enjoying greatly

your lil sister was lovin my cock last night- couldnt get enough of it

by womoma April 18, 2005

tallafornia

proof that the southside of Dublin has plenty of knacker bastards

"You wish you were from the Southside you fucking Northside knacker"
"Eh Im from Clontarf and its very nice, not like Tallaght you dumb cunt"

by womoma April 16, 2005