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Get the mooch mug.Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.
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Get the dirtbird mug.crapfork (n) A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.
"Awww Jaysus Deco, you went all the way down to Cork to meet her parents and she ends up dumpin ya. Thats a crapfork."
by womoma April 15, 2005
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Literally means the entrance to a womans vagina.
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More commonly used to describe a state of intoxication.
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Also a replacement for "oh damn"
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Literally means the entrance to a womans vagina.
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More commonly used to describe a state of intoxication.
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Also a replacement for "oh damn"
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"Oh I love the feeling of my cock just as it goes inside your gee eye"
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"should have seen me on Firday- was bleedin' gee-eyed"
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My dog just got knocked down by some little cunt in a stolen sierra, gee eyes.
"Oh I love the feeling of my cock just as it goes inside your gee eye"
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"should have seen me on Firday- was bleedin' gee-eyed"
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My dog just got knocked down by some little cunt in a stolen sierra, gee eyes.
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Get the gee eye mug.In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
by womoma April 15, 2005
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