womoma's definitions
crapfork (n) A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.
"Awww Jaysus Deco, you went all the way down to Cork to meet her parents and she ends up dumpin ya. Thats a crapfork."
by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the crapforkmug. Irish slang.
1
Literally means the entrance to a womans vagina.
2
More commonly used to describe a state of intoxication.
3
Also a replacement for "oh damn"
1
Literally means the entrance to a womans vagina.
2
More commonly used to describe a state of intoxication.
3
Also a replacement for "oh damn"
1
"Oh I love the feeling of my cock just as it goes inside your gee eye"
2
"should have seen me on Firday- was bleedin' gee-eyed"
3
My dog just got knocked down by some little cunt in a stolen sierra, gee eyes.
"Oh I love the feeling of my cock just as it goes inside your gee eye"
2
"should have seen me on Firday- was bleedin' gee-eyed"
3
My dog just got knocked down by some little cunt in a stolen sierra, gee eyes.
by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the gee eyemug. In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.
Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.
They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.
They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.
They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"
They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"
Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"
Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -
Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the carnymug. short for "whats the story boys?" used by the working class of Dublin, who come from either side of the river see tallafornia, to say "hello guys, whats happening"..
They might also say simply "story" or if youre a stranger, "story bud" ..
its a slightly less common working class greeting as "Alrigh'"
They might also say simply "story" or if youre a stranger, "story bud" ..
its a slightly less common working class greeting as "Alrigh'"
by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the story boysmug. by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the Trinity College Dublinmug. by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the bang onmug. by womoma April 17, 2005
Get the gitmug.