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Definitions by womoma

In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.

Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.

Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.

They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.

They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.

They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"

They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"

Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"

Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"

Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -

Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
carny by womoma April 15, 2005
Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.
"that Christy from number 98 deserves jail after what he did to jacinta, f&*kin dirtbird"
dirtbird by womoma April 15, 2005

story boys

short for "whats the story boys?" used by the working class of Dublin, who come from either side of the river see tallafornia, to say "hello guys, whats happening"..

They might also say simply "story" or if youre a stranger, "story bud" ..

its a slightly less common working class greeting as "Alrigh'"
"staarry boyyez, I got me bi' lass nigh'"
"go wan owa da' ye bleedin madjyoke"
story boys by womoma April 15, 2005

mad yolk 

Dublin slang for a skitsophrenic or mentally unstable person. Usually under exaggerated to refer to someone who is thinking something silly.

Mostly used by knackers
"Jonner, thats me hole not me gee ya bleedin mad yolk"
means
"Jonathan, it seems youve accidentally tried to make love to my bottom"
mad yolk by womoma April 15, 2005
"HAHAHAHA- Ya went on your ear you fuckin weapon"
means
"Gosh it seems you tripped and fell, you silly billy"
weapon by womoma April 15, 2005
works well in degraging a name in a simple ryhme..

often used is schm-
"So have you gotten over Robert?"

"Yeaaahh - like, Robert Schmobert!"
sch by womoma April 15, 2005
something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.
"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"
caked by womoma April 15, 2005