The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011
Refers to those individuals who insist on singing along with the radio in the automobile. Though they habitually sing off-key,out of tune,and completely butcher the lyrics,they are convinced they sound good.
by wolfbait51 April 23, 2011
The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.
Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.
by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011