Definitions by wolfbait51

doppelniggers 

It's really a moot term since all blacks look alike anyway.

The ole lady thinks Jamie Foxx and Will Smith are doppelniggers

doppelniggers by wolfbait51 November 17, 2011

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

blue waffle al fresco by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

doppelwanger 

All Asians are doppelwangers since they all look alike and they are all named Wang.

All those Asians look alike to me.Any one is a doppelwanger of another.

doppelwanger by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

fat ass fart 

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

fat ass fart by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

pop and sniff 

A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.

That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.

pop and sniff by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

dirty aquarium 

A diarrhea event that stains the toilet water a weak tea color and leaves a layer of brown sludge in the bottom of the bowl that resembles dirty sand resulting in a toilet that looks like an aquarium in dire need of cleaning.

I wish you would flush after you shit.That toilet looks like a dirty aquarium.

dirty aquarium by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

chubby thigh ear muffs 

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

chubby thigh ear muffs by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011