Definitions by wolfbait51

bowling ball technique 

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.

I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.

bowling ball technique by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) 

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

dress code conformist 

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

dress code conformist by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

tooth pantry 

The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.

I just enjoyed a snack of raspberry seeds and corn skins from my tooth pantry.

tooth pantry by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011

cologne zone 

The radius from which an individual's cologne or perfume can be detected. Ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and slutty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more.

If Jr. has a date tonight,I must make an effort to stay outside of his cologne zone.

cologne zone by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011

Like a windsock in a gale warning 

Witty reply to "How's it hanging"

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.

Like a windsock in a gale warning by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

fart categories 

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh

Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

fart categories by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011