A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011
When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
1) A popular drag racing TV show
2) A peek inside the girl's locker room
3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat
2) A peek inside the girl's locker room
3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.
by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011