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diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.
I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.
by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
mugGet the diet soda offsetmug.

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011
mugGet the the carnal reserve bankmug.

Titty Tat

A form of body art where an image is permanently etched underneath the skin of a woman's breast in indelible ink. A titty tat is most frequently seen on strippers,hookers,biker chicks,carnie sluts,emo girls,goth chicks and dykes.The number one cause of titty tats is excessive drinking followed by spring break,peer pressure and rebellion.Should not be confused with Tweety Bird's "Putty Tat".
A dude in a strip club turns to his wing man,"I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did! I did taw a titty tat!!"
by wolfbait51 January 9, 2011
mugGet the Titty Tatmug.

hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.
Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
mugGet the hillbilly honeymoonmug.

The Dirty Dr. Kildare

A woman that goes to the gynecologist with dirty panties,untrimmed bush and an unclean,smelly snapper
I heard that chick got sent home from the gynecologist for pulling The Dirty Dr. Kildare
by wolfbait51 December 9, 2011
mugGet the The Dirty Dr. Kildaremug.

Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
mugGet the Pop Tart Napalmmug.

sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
mugGet the sitting on a poop knobmug.

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