Definitions by wolfbait51
a censored, inconvenient truth
a censored, inconvenient truth by wolfbait51 October 30, 2011
tainted knuckles
Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
tainted knuckles by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
satutory rape
Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.
My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i
satutory rape by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
The filthy pickle barrel
When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.
I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.
The filthy pickle barrel by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
African Sun Protection Factor
Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.
African Sun Protection Factor by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
beefy buttlips
Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.
beefy buttlips by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
check out squatter
Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.
check out squatter by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011