The Dirty Dr. Kildare

A woman that goes to the gynecologist with dirty panties,untrimmed bush and an unclean,smelly snapper

I heard that chick got sent home from the gynecologist for pulling The Dirty Dr. Kildare

by wolfbait51 December 09, 2011

eel chowder

Cum. Ejaculate. Specifically chunky jizz.

I busted a nut full of chunky eel chowder.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Uggs

Fucked-up looking overpriced boots that make the wearer look like a bluejay wearing shotgun shells. AKA- Don't Fuck Me Boots.

Look at that dumb chick wearing Uggs in August.

by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011

pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011

recreative license

The unoriginal and unimaginative act of taking the Urban Dictionary word of the day and rewording the definition or submitting the same word with a slightly different definition as if it was an new and unique word. The lazy rip-off of the word of the day.

If the word of the day is really popular,you can bet there will be a ton of copy cat defs where some buttholes use recreative license to submit the def as their own idea.

by wolfbait51 September 30, 2011

Windsor snot

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.

Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.

by wolfbait51 June 09, 2011