mullashed

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.
At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
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fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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that's so high school

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.
Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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Jap bike

Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.
I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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wrong holed

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"
This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
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Canadian housing project

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The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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