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Definitions by wolfbait51

a censored, inconvenient truth 

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

tainted knuckles 

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
tainted knuckles by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011

satutory rape 

Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.
My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i
satutory rape by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

The filthy pickle barrel

When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.
I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.

African Sun Protection Factor 

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.
Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

beefy buttlips 

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.
Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.
beefy buttlips by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

check out squatter 

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.
I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.
check out squatter by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011