I borrowed your back brush

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.
Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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hand tossed

Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.
Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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Canadian housing project

Joke

The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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porkubine

It must've taken 12 yards of silk to robe that porkubine
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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TampaX

Tampa International Airport. Currently serving only "red eye" flights.
I booked a flight to Jamaica out of TampaX.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
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diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.
Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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