wolfbait51's definitions
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Get the pistachioedmug. This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
Get the clean-up aisle 9mug. The unoriginal and unimaginative act of taking the Urban Dictionary word of the day and rewording the definition or submitting the same word with a slightly different definition as if it was an new and unique word. The lazy rip-off of the word of the day.
If the word of the day is really popular,you can bet there will be a ton of copy cat defs where some buttholes use recreative license to submit the def as their own idea.
by wolfbait51 September 30, 2011
Get the recreative licensemug. Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.
Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
Get the Windsor snotmug. A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
Get the goose neck dickmug. You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Get the Señor Ritamug. Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
Get the mullattemug.