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husk hock

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.
Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.
I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler
That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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swat team

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.
I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.
I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.
by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011
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