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"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
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by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
Get the Wife's Boyfriend mug.From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
Get the Wife's Best Friend mug.A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.
Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"
Jim: "Wife's a beach..."
Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"
Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"
Jim: "Wife's a beach..."
Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"
Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"
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