wolfbait51's definitions

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

mullamb

A sheep that has had all of its wool sheared off except for an area on the back of its neck.

As an amusement,a lot of Alabama sheep ranchers shear their sheep in the mullamb style.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.

I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

counterproductive advertising

Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.

Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

extreme logging

This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.

We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.

These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

mark mark

The sound a harelipped dog makes

I was walking through the cemetary late one night and I heard someone call my name.
Mark Mark
It turned out to be a harelipped dog.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011