Definitions by wolfbait51

zit mirror 

A make-up mirror of at least 8-X magnification used specifically for popping zits and squeezing blackheads.Usually looks like it hit with a mashed potato grenade.

I like the way my zit mirror makes my zits look like volcanoes.

zit mirror by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

dome light 

1) A candle or night light placed on the night stand so a guy can watch his girl give him dome.

2) An interior light of an automobile located on the head liner.

I like to fire up a candle as a dome light when getting head.

dome light by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

poot plank 

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.

I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!

poot plank by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

jackpot 

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.

Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.

jackpot by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011

bi-quisitive 

Inquisitive as to gender. When you see user names in a chat room or other forum but you can't tell if they are male or female.

I was hitting on another dude in the chatroom.I presumed it was a girl from the user name.I guesff in the future I'll be more bi-quisitive.

bi-quisitive by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

swat team 

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.

I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.

swat team by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

movie shoes 

A pair of high top shoes you only were to the movies.The high tops give your ankles support so you can walk when the movie is over because your feet and legs invariably go to sleep.Movie shoes also have soles that look like dust mops due to all the fuzz,paper,and litter stuck to them from the the floor of the theater notoriously sticky and gooey with spilled soda,candy and jizz.

My movie shoes are buckle-up wing tips.

movie shoes by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011