wifey's definitions

Beehive

a word generally associated with someone who has big frizzy hair that attracts all sorts of animals.

"Oh eww have you checked out that girls beehive,its huuuuge"

by wifey April 2, 2005

white boys in effect

Monmouth County, NJ group of high school boys that think they are cool, but really, it is lame to have a posse name.

Hi, I'm Tobey, and I'm apart of white boys in effect.

by wifey March 25, 2005

White Alan

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.

Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!

by Wifey August 29, 2004

padfoot

padfoot: married to mammoth. mammoth and padfoot will always be together. a person with enormasely large feet. padfoot killed acorn girl.

woahhh check out padfoot and mammoth ooo nice pink outfits!

by wifey April 2, 2005

crooked

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.

by Wifey March 1, 2003

Fabio

Fabio, The sexiest man on earth! and when you see him you’ll know he’s definitely a fabio! Fabio knows how to win you over in the blink of an eye and has charming features xoxo AKA Skyler Black

Fabio is Fibina’s Husband

by Wifey December 8, 2018

recupupulation

trying to remove only 1 cup from a vertical dispenser, but resulting in the removal of multiple "dixie" cups - extra cups are then stuffed back into the dispenser from the same point of exit.

Man, I was at the water cooler trying to get a cup, but I had to engage in recupupulation.

by Wifey March 25, 2005