wichita's definitions

Barge Bohump

A goofy guy, usually ugly, who you hang out with sometimes just because you know him from somewhere, like school or work, have similar interests, and can't seem to exclude him without being particularly mean or hateful.

Man, Barge Bohump came over last night and wouldn't leave till we smoked all his weed.

by wichita November 9, 2007

pond scum

What's the lowest thing you can think of? Pond scum! What could be the answer to the energy crisis? Pond scum! Turns out that algae (pond scum) is an excellent source of vegetable oil, which can be turned into bio-diesel and used in place of petroleum based diesel fuel. What a bargain!

1st person: Hey, let's start an algae farm and get in on the pond scum business before it even starts!

2nd person: Huh? WTF?!

by wichita May 7, 2008

rice grinder

Somewhat arcane term referring to a Japanese car, ie, Honda, Datsun/Nissan, Toyota etc.

Some people dislike the rice grinder type of car, I have owned several and would gladly buy another.

by wichita June 28, 2006

A380

A major fuck up. Airbus was unwise to develop such an airliner without a large number of orders on the books.

The A380 may never earn a profit for Airbus/EADS but it doesn't matter, European taxpayers have already paid for it.

by wichita January 13, 2008

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita December 2, 2007