wichita's definitions

dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.

If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.

by wichita February 9, 2008

310

The old Datsun that is rusting in my back yard.

I have a 26 year old Datsun 310 that is no longer driveable

by wichita June 11, 2006

scow

A type of boat of very simple design. Characterized by a flat bottom, tapered up at the bow and stern, with a rectangular plan form. Generally symmetrical in appearance, it may have a rudder at the stern, be of nearly any size and can be powered by just about anything ever used on a boat, from oars to sails to steam and internal combustion engines. Many barges are essentially un-powered scows.

I use my scow to traverse inland lakes and streams.

by wichita October 31, 2008

rice grinder

Somewhat arcane term referring to a Japanese car, ie, Honda, Datsun/Nissan, Toyota etc.

Some people dislike the rice grinder type of car, I have owned several and would gladly buy another.

by wichita June 28, 2006

Barge Bohump

A goofy guy, usually ugly, who you hang out with sometimes just because you know him from somewhere, like school or work, have similar interests, and can't seem to exclude him without being particularly mean or hateful.

Man, Barge Bohump came over last night and wouldn't leave till we smoked all his weed.

by wichita November 9, 2007