wichita's definitions

scow

A type of boat of very simple design. Characterized by a flat bottom, tapered up at the bow and stern, with a rectangular plan form. Generally symmetrical in appearance, it may have a rudder at the stern, be of nearly any size and can be powered by just about anything ever used on a boat, from oars to sails to steam and internal combustion engines. Many barges are essentially un-powered scows.

I use my scow to traverse inland lakes and streams.

by wichita October 31, 2008

Lick Bush

Bill Clinton did it. Al Gore almost did it. John Kerry didn't do it. Now Bush is almost gone anyway, licked by time, one might say.

Can anybody lick Bush? Bill Clinton Did!

by wichita February 28, 2009

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

by wichita November 11, 2006

droopy drawers

A woman with excessively limp buttocks, so much so that they sag noticeably no matter what she is wearing.

Look at those droopy drawers on that gal, don't you want some of that?

by wichita January 14, 2008

bust a gut

Eating a very large meal; eating so much that ones stomach is so full that one feels that it might actually break open. Often times this feeling results in one falling asleep while watching t.v.

I ate so much I thought I might bust a gut.

Let's go to that new Mexican place and bust a gut!

by wichita January 13, 2008

Last Stage of Death

The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.

I took a four way hit of acid and thought I would never come back. It was like the Last Stage of Death.

by wichita August 5, 2006

Doctor Dope

A doctor who will give a prescription (or sometimes free samples) for any drug that a patient asks for.

I went to Doctor Dope and got a bunch of diet pills, pain pills and sleeping pills.

by wichita June 28, 2008