wichita's definitions

pond scum

What's the lowest thing you can think of? Pond scum! What could be the answer to the energy crisis? Pond scum! Turns out that algae (pond scum) is an excellent source of vegetable oil, which can be turned into bio-diesel and used in place of petroleum based diesel fuel. What a bargain!

1st person: Hey, let's start an algae farm and get in on the pond scum business before it even starts!

2nd person: Huh? WTF?!

by wichita May 7, 2008

droopy drawers

A woman with excessively limp buttocks, so much so that they sag noticeably no matter what she is wearing.

Look at those droopy drawers on that gal, don't you want some of that?

by wichita January 14, 2008

310

The old Datsun that is rusting in my back yard.

I have a 26 year old Datsun 310 that is no longer driveable

by wichita June 11, 2006

Last Stage of Death

The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.

I took a four way hit of acid and thought I would never come back. It was like the Last Stage of Death.

by wichita August 5, 2006

Lick Bush

Bill Clinton did it. Al Gore almost did it. John Kerry didn't do it. Now Bush is almost gone anyway, licked by time, one might say.

Can anybody lick Bush? Bill Clinton Did!

by wichita February 28, 2009

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

by wichita November 11, 2006

A380

A major fuck up. Airbus was unwise to develop such an airliner without a large number of orders on the books.

The A380 may never earn a profit for Airbus/EADS but it doesn't matter, European taxpayers have already paid for it.

by wichita January 13, 2008