Definitions by wee_eejit

Boris Johnson 

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.

The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)

Boris Johnson by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Idiot Sandwich 

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.

Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!

Idiot Sandwich by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.

“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
“The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”

Putin by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...

Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nanny Plum by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Evil

Scatty Al and/or Fiona💚
Synonym for an fugly green ogre who is a UwU pick me baby abusing 50 yr old Alison .

“ Scatty Al lurks in the dark” instead of “evil lurks in the dark.”

“She is such a Fiona!” Instead of “She is an evil ogre pick me!”

Evil by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Ken 

Barbie’s gay cousin she think is her boy even tho he’s using her to get to barbie’s jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr’s dad.

Person 1: Ur mom is a Ken!

Person 2: Ur mom is a Blair princess Sophya

Ken by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Putin

Synonym of evil, spawn of devil, psycho killer or stupid. Can be used to describe enemies, dictators and characters in movies you hate e.g Voldemort is such a Putin.

Jessica is such a Putin, she bragged about getting an f- and shoved dirt down my throat.

“He truly was the spawn of Putin.”

Famous titles include:
Putin wears prada
Putin’s in the detail
Putin girls
Agatha Christie’s Putin Mysteries
A cold blooded Putin

And Disney’s The Putin Guys

Putin by wee_eejit May 29, 2022