walterc's definitions

The doughnut

the vagina

Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?

by walterc February 24, 2015

oyster farm

synonym for whorehouse or brothel

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.

by walterc February 15, 2015

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

all ball access pass

when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.

Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.

by walterc February 10, 2015

chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 9, 2015

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015