walterc's definitions

dicksplain

Next level mansplaining. When mansplaining is ineffective, something may have to be dicksplained directly with dick.

Chuck was known for mansplaining things to his wife, and even occasionally veered into dicksplaining on more difficult topics.

by walterc June 28, 2025

Bjorf

When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.

"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"

by walterc March 11, 2015

oyster farm

synonym for whorehouse or brothel

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.

by walterc February 15, 2015

oyster flaps

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

by walterc April 8, 2013

blewok

a black ewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.

by walterc November 13, 2014

testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

The doughnut

the vagina

Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?

by walterc February 24, 2015