walterc's definitions

jizzue

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.

I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.

by walterc February 6, 2015

brunchliner

An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.

Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.

by walterc February 4, 2015

ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.

Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.

by walterc February 4, 2015

ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.

Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.

by walterc February 4, 2015

sexblob

A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.

"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."

by walterc February 1, 2015

blewok

a black ewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.

by walterc November 13, 2014

body by big bird

A person whose lower body is noticeably larger than their upper body.

"Betty looks good in the face, but she got body by big bird."

by walterc September 27, 2014