walterc's definitions

blewok

a black ewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.

by walterc November 13, 2014

testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

body by big bird

A person whose lower body is noticeably larger than their upper body.

"Betty looks good in the face, but she got body by big bird."

by walterc September 27, 2014

The doughnut

the vagina

Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?

by walterc February 24, 2015

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015

oyster flaps

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

by walterc April 8, 2013

brunchliner

An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.

Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.

by walterc February 4, 2015