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A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.
by walterc February 06, 2015
by walterc February 09, 2015
when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
by walterc February 10, 2015
At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.
by walterc April 08, 2013
Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom
by walterc August 05, 2023
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