hewok

a human being that strongly resembles an ewok
Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.
by walterc March 30, 2015
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brunchliner

An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.
Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.
by walterc February 04, 2015
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oyster farm

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.
by walterc February 16, 2015
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noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
by walterc March 26, 2013
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yinyanging

(verb) yinyanging is a synonym for performing the 69 sexual position, or 69ing.
"We were yinyanging like a couple of prawns in heat."
by walterc November 08, 2019
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all ball access pass

when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.
by walterc February 10, 2015
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Bjorf

When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.
"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"
by walterc March 12, 2015
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