walterc's definitions

upturd

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

by walterc March 26, 2013

hewok

a human being that strongly resembles an ewok

Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.

by walterc March 30, 2015

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

jizzue

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.

I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.

by walterc February 6, 2015