ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.

Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.

by walterc February 04, 2015

sexblob

A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.

"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."

by walterc February 01, 2015

hewok

a human being that strongly resembles an ewok

Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.

by walterc March 30, 2015

upturd

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

by walterc March 26, 2013