Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
The term used when someone tries to go vegan again but cannot succeed due to laziness and/or they cannot give up shoving animal products into their mouths.
Babs: Did you hear about Fay?
Mabel: No, I did not.
Babs: She pulled another vegain and she lasted 3 days.
Mabel: Worthless. I bet it involved custard.
Babs: Bingo!!
Mabel: No, I did not.
Babs: She pulled another vegain and she lasted 3 days.
Mabel: Worthless. I bet it involved custard.
Babs: Bingo!!
by von groovy May 20, 2017
When drunk, straight girls post pix of them making out and groping each other for attention. The act when girls act bi and hope it gets them positive reinforcement from bros.
Alex was scrolling through his social media on a weekend after midnight and was lambasted with girls going biral. He was so disgusted he decided to read a book instead.
by von groovy June 03, 2017
The consensual act of having aggressive anal sex with someone who has horrific hemorrhoids in order to break them down
Angie knew when she had got hemorrhoids again it was time for Peter to start bustin' butt knuckles to get some relief
by von groovy April 11, 2019
by von groovy May 14, 2019
This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
by von groovy September 03, 2024
That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 21, 2024