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notification inebriation

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.
Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.
Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
by von groovy August 8, 2024
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piece of pizza rosa

This may be a term that some people in a certain area call a vagina that is experiencing her monthly messenger - her period. It may resemble the form of a slice of NYC style pizza with a red - rosa - tint.
Antony: Hey! I hear you may have some rough times tonight! Hearts out, man!"
Johnny: "Yo! What are you on about?"
Antony: "I heard from Mary that your girl is serving up a piece of pizza rosa this weekend. Sorry, bro."
Johnny: "Wow! You are a tool that has no purpose. We've kissed. We're takin' it slow....BRO!"
by von groovy August 5, 2024
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the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
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american brown

A color/skin tone that has been created in the U.S. by people of varying ethnicities having children together. Their children could call themselves this instead of "mixed," "biracial," or "two or more races"on forms. It has no negative connotation whatsoever.
Madison: Have you seen Angelina's baby?
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!
by von groovy June 15, 2017
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handtasy

Using your hand to fulfill a fantasy. Masturbation.
Barry saw a hottie who smelled like raspberries and he looked at his right hand and knew a handtasy was happening.
by von groovy June 9, 2019
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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