Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
by von groovy August 04, 2024
This is a phrase to state when someone mentions something positive and you don't want to celebrate it for whatever reasons that you may have.
Bryce: "I got the job! I got the job! I'm so excited. Now I'll be able to buy the engagement ring! My life is getting good!!!"
Mom: "Nay to that yay! I don't respect your decision-making at all. You are a disappointment!"
Mom: "Nay to that yay! I don't respect your decision-making at all. You are a disappointment!"
by von groovy August 14, 2024
This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.
Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
by von groovy August 19, 2024
This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.
While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.
by von groovy August 18, 2017
Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
by von groovy April 28, 2019
Mark: Me and Margie were gettin' some love gettin's last night and that's why I forgot to get the paper. Sorry, mom.
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!
by von groovy June 16, 2017