Definitions by von groovy

hesitation hey 

This happens when you see someone that you want to say so much more than "hey" to, but you can't for many unfortunate reasons. There's a bit of a pause or hesitation before simply saying "hey." You really want to declare that you are sweet on this person but it's not a good idea.

Juliette enters the room and she sees Romeo. Both look into one another's eyes. Juliette has feelings for Romeo, but he is with Desdemona. Juliette, feeling the mutterflies, gives Romeo a hesitation hey and then sips on her latte in shame.

hesitation hey by von groovy August 13, 2024

Thank you, John Lennon 

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

Thank you, John Lennon by von groovy August 12, 2024

filler fruit 

While some people call honeydew or watermelon filler fruit, this means a person. Not a homosexual! This is a person who isn't necessarily desired to hang out with but is selected when a specific number of people are needed for something. NOT pickleball!

As they were figuring out who would be playing each position on the kickball team, Hollee asked who would be left field. Heather laughed and said, "filler fruit Fred!" Hollee smirked and declared, "Heather! You are that bitch!"

filler fruit by von groovy August 12, 2024

sourcing the soul 

This is when you access the soul of a woman by placing your mouth to her soul's portal - her vagina. This is the most intimate you may ever be. Enjoy it! It is to be celebrated!

There was no end to the elation he felt as he started sourcing the soul of the woman he so respected, desired, and longed for. It would be a long night and morning. Hydration was essential. She would never be the same. Somewhere there was a journal and it was epic.

sourcing the soul by von groovy August 12, 2024

effortmessly

The is when someone effortlessly creates messes. They can be seen as a real fuck-up in every step of their lives.

Ian was attempting to impress everyone with his new religious stick. As he strolled into work he tripped over his sandal, fell forward knocking hot coffee onto Jill, and his stick flew upwards into the skirt violating Misty's area of privacy. Mack just stood there bemoaning Ian's ability to effortmessly ruin what should have been a simple and positive welcoming.

effortmessly by von groovy August 10, 2024

book report stamina 

This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.

Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.

book report stamina by von groovy August 10, 2024

front of the house face 

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

front of the house face by von groovy August 10, 2024