Definitions by von groovy

said everyone always 

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

said everyone always by von groovy May 31, 2019

Bake I.D. 

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on

Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.

Bake I.D. by von groovy May 31, 2019

tickle her wrinkle 

Another way of saying the act of pleasuring the vagina

Kevin was so angry with himself for not being able to please Vanessa and then Abby told him to just tickle her wrinkle and all would be golden

tickle her wrinkle by von groovy May 31, 2019

licorice disc 

a vinyl record.

Shawn was amped to get home and play his new licorice disc because his mom would hate it

licorice disc by von groovy May 31, 2019

said the bitch 

A phrase not unlike "that's what she said." However it is said after someone says something rude and another person says it in an insulting manner.

Carrie: "And next time, bring out the salad before the main course!!!"

Terri: "Said the bitch!"

said the bitch by von groovy May 14, 2019

Tragician 

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

Tragician by von groovy May 14, 2019

manufractured relationship 

A way to create the break-up part of a relationship by developing the fracturing of it

Jenny was tired of dating Jim and decided it was time for it to be a manufractured relationship instead of an active one and then came up with 8 reasons why they should not date any longer.

manufractured relationship by von groovy May 11, 2019