von groovy's definitions

kissapointed

The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.

After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

fell up

A series of actions where one continues to fail but has successes

Aaron was nothing but a dumb fuck up in all areas. Somehow he continued to fell up to the point of envy with his friends.

by von groovy June 22, 2022

a crepe in the waffle house

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult

Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"

by von groovy May 11, 2019

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

browncoating

the act of sticking a penis in an anus to get a browncoating on it

Nigel requested that Maya let him get a browncoating for his birthday. She said yes as long as her thumb got to wear some of his brown...!!

by von groovy May 4, 2019

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

XAF

This is what happens when someone takes too much Xanax or Xanny bars. They are Xanax'd as fuck (XAF) and are incapable of much else but being babysat. Way too out of touch with anything that is happening. Yikes!

Maritza: OMG! Caylee was XAF last night! We had to take her to the hospital
Louis: LOL. Honestly. LOL. She acts like she's the queen of our hive when she is certainly not.
Maritza: That's cruel, Louis. Show some compassion. That could be you one day.
Louis: No chance on that. I just like my drinks and dabs. Tequila and Terpy!

by von groovy July 28, 2024