scored the sinslide

This can have two meanings. One is simply and FINALLY getting to having sex with someone you have wanted to for some time after overcoming many obstacles. The other meaning is rating the act of the sinslide afterwards.
Willie: I finally got to scoring the sinslide with Rach!
Bronk: Well, from the sounds of it you are stoked to have finally scored the sinslide, but seems like you would have scored the sinslide with a positive rating!
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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Emotional Lotion

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.
Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."
by von groovy May 18, 2024
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Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
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fell up

A series of actions where one continues to fail but has successes
Aaron was nothing but a dumb fuck up in all areas. Somehow he continued to fell up to the point of envy with his friends.
by von groovy June 23, 2022
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all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.
Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
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Mutterflies

This is when you are with someone that you are smitten with and you're nervous so you experience butterflies in the belly and you cannot speak well. Your speech is off in all ways - rhythm, can't find the right words, and you mutter or mumble. It's awfully embarrassing.
Jenny was speaking with Josh and he was stumbling over his words in many ways. Jenny, being the assertive person she is, plainly asked, "You sweet on me or something? Cause you sure have the mutterflies!"
by von groovy August 09, 2024
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keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him
Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."
by von groovy May 10, 2019
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