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When drunk, straight girls post pix of them making out and groping each other for attention. The act when girls act bi and hope it gets them positive reinforcement from bros.
Alex was scrolling through his social media on a weekend after midnight and was lambasted with girls going biral. He was so disgusted he decided to read a book instead.
by von groovy June 3, 2017
Get the biral mug.The consensual act of having aggressive anal sex with someone who has horrific hemorrhoids in order to break them down
Angie knew when she had got hemorrhoids again it was time for Peter to start bustin' butt knuckles to get some relief
by von groovy April 11, 2019
Get the bustin' butt knuckles mug.Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
by von groovy September 28, 2024
Get the mellow meth mug.Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
Get the naked words mug.Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
Get the text of no return mug.Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the monthly messenger mug.This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.
Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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