Definitions by von groovy

emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.

Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."

emotional gymnastics by von groovy July 2, 2024

sensual symptoms

This is wonderful! You are able to categorize all the sense as to why you are attracted to someone as you are under the illness of love. Light 'em all UP! Life is to be lived and appreciated!!!!

Liam was around Catriona all day. He was entranced. After they parted. He walked into his home and his mother knew there was something up. She requested that he journal all of the sensual symptoms he was experiencing so that he may become the next James Joyce or Oscar Wilde.

sensual symptoms by von groovy July 2, 2024

Thumblin to victory 

When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.

As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.

Thumblin to victory by von groovy July 1, 2024

No teeth beneath

This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.

Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"

No teeth beneath by von groovy July 1, 2024

Her eyes were like butterflies 

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.

Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"

Her eyes were like butterflies by von groovy June 30, 2024

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you 

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you by von groovy June 28, 2024

mesmerizing moles of majesty 

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

mesmerizing moles of majesty by von groovy June 27, 2024