urban pervert's definitions

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.

by urban pervert June 9, 2003

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 13, 2003

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

sucky sucky

The best service that Asian prostitutes will give you for five dollars.

For five dollar, hot Asian babe give my wang good sucky sucky. And I like it so much I give her 100 dollar for complete service.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini

At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

by urban pervert June 24, 2003