urban pervert's definitions

headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003

cum shot

A slang term used describe male ejaculation of semen from the penis, or female ejaculation of fluid from the vagina. Mostly refers to male ejaculation.

She sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat.

by urban pervert February 8, 2003

pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.

She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.

by urban pervert April 21, 2003

barmaid

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.

The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.

by urban pervert September 28, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

dirty bitch

A woman who loves to be fucked in all holes. A bitch who enjoys having sex in every position imaginable, usually with two or more partners.

See whore, slut.

DAMN!!! Your mom really is a dirty bitch. She just invited me over to an all-night gangbang with six other people.

by urban pervert February 26, 2003