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ghost ace

In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.
Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."
by UCSteve January 27, 2018
mugGet the ghost acemug.

enjoy the fuck out of

Cleveland fans enjoy the fuck out of their {zebra jailbreak} victory tonight.
by UCSteve June 9, 2017
mugGet the enjoy the fuck out ofmug.

Metamorphosis

A man wakes up only to discover that he is a giant cockroach...
The metamorphosis was nearly complete - everyone sane had departed the Trump inner circle...
by UCSteve January 18, 2019
mugGet the Metamorphosismug.

regurge-o-stank

Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.
So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.
by UCSteve January 20, 2017
mugGet the regurge-o-stankmug.

drama sobs

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"
by UCSteve May 12, 2017
mugGet the drama sobsmug.

yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.
Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
by UCSteve November 4, 2009
mugGet the yard gnomemug.

CCCCC

(Someone performs something, like singing a song, playing an instrument - and the shorthand response for applause is...)
CCCCC
by UCSteve October 14, 2021
mugGet the CCCCCmug.

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