tyson's definitions

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

kewl mik

mike savage's alter ego name. the atrocious spelling is intentional

hey look! it's kewl Mik

by Tyson May 2, 2003

Hot Shit

Better than all the rest.

1. The netting definition is hot shit.

by tyson January 28, 2003

cut up

To engage in sexual activity. Sexual intercourse.

Say negro, have you and that broad Sadie cut up yet.

by Tyson April 1, 2003

chrigu

1. Prone to violent outbursts. The offensiveness of said outburst often adapts to the situation.
2. Having an unnatural attraction to Asian Women.

1. What a chrigu, why does he even go to gay bars if he's just going to get upset about the parking !
2. Flying all the way to san francisco just to ogle women, I don't know, theres just something chrigu about it.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

Holmesified

To sign in to Messenger, or to be known as Holmes is to be Holmesified

Tyson and Chris became Holmesified

by Tyson April 7, 2003

Jeny

Jeny is the most beautiful girl ever, she is the greatest =

Tyson + Jeny = 2gether 4ever

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by Tyson December 26, 2004