Italian

1. Inhabitants or citizens of Italy.

2. For some odd reason, their men (not all, but so many) love Black women.

And I'm African-American. And yes, I must say, I have a weakness for (attractive and good hearted) Italian men. NOT A FETISH; meaning if God had in his plan for me to marry one, I would regardless of the fact I'm Afrocentric.

3. Some of the best haute couture fashion designers and couture models come from here, in my opinion.
by twistedbabydoll August 17, 2007
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jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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mixed race

A person of mixed racial ancestry.

People usually think that mixed race people look better than people with a higher percentage of a blood ancestry or people who are full-blooded. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I can name so many ugly mixed race people that could scare the hairs off a fat woman's coochie! No matter what race you are, there is ugly and pretty in ALL RACES. Skin color doesn't make you prettier, you ignorant dumb asses. Is it the shape of your face and facial features that makes up how pretty you look. And European features, lighter skin and straighter hair is not the worldwide beauty standard. Beauty is skin deep.

Boy: Maris is so pretty.
Girl: She looks okay...she's just very mean.
Boy: But she's pretty! She got light green eyes, long brown hair and ivory skin. She's mixed with Black, Irish, Native American, Brazilian and Puerto-Rican! That equals the woman of my dreams.
Girl: But Maris is EVIL! She shot her mother and stabbed her just because she didn't let her got to the prom! Then she burnt the house down and her mother and infant sister died in the fire!
Boy: Who cares? Marisa is hot. Mixed race people are the best looking people.
Girl: You ignorant fuck. Got to hell.
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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Texas

The only state where you can get the death penalty for jaywalking.
At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 19, 2007
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B.E.T. Princess

Officially coined by TwistedBabydoll: Inspired by the BET (Black Entertainment Television) because of the notorious portrayal of negative Black stereotypes, excessive materialism and hypocrisy. It is also inspired by the fact that these type of people are spoon fed Black culture by watching BET, 24/7. These type of females are second-generation African Americans or children of second-generation African-Americans.

B.E.T. Princesses are female versions of a B.E.T. Prince. They can be best compared to the hip-hop video vixen or Black American Princess.

A good physical description of a B.E.T. Princess; wearing gold in obscures amounts (whether it's jewelry, fabric appliqués, accessories, or accents, or the color itself), long weave that is replaced every two weeks due to the fact that they have to look their best, excessive amounts of M.A.C. lip gloss or any other make-up that does not match their skin color, will usually shop at Korean-owned clothing boutiques that sell overly priced, tacky, colorful clubwear; name brands of choice: Baby Phat, Rocawear (for women), Akademiks, Gucci, Louis Vuitton; stilleto heels, tight jeans cut so long they show plumber's crackor cropped tops by Lady Enyce that shows off a belly ring.

B.E.T. princesses are usually seen driving their burnt out Chevy Malibu (yet, still maintaining a divalicious image while driving it, so they can appear to have money) or a Benz that their parents bought them. There is not much pressure of their transportation for the simple reason more pressure is put on men and their cars.

B.E.T. Princess idolize video vixens, Beyonce, Trina, and any female veejay on 106 & Park.

They are usually materialistic, vain, and maintain a conceited image in hopes of looking or feeling better than other females. They can be educated or uneducated. B.E.T. Princesses are not just a shame to Black women but women in general due to their dumb broad mentality, submissiveness, dependency on a man who can financially support them or look good on their arm and lack of interest in their African-American heritage when yet they justify this theory by saying "I watch B.E.T!".
I stuffed a B.E.T. princess in the garbage can the other day. She was driving me crazy talking about the entire week of 106 & Park episodes she watched.
by twistedbabydoll August 23, 2007
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america's next top model

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.
by twistedbabydoll June 05, 2007
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Hip-Hop

Is in trouble.

Save Hip-hop. Not Hip-Pop.
Hip-hop is NOT dead. It is Hip-Pop (i.e. P-fucking-Diddy) that is ruining hip-hop. Maybe NaS was exposed to the mainstream rap industry too long and felt that he needed to make an album titled "Hip-Hop is Dead". The best is underground and concious(i.e. Boot Camp Clik, 9th Wonder, RZA, Hieroglyphics, The Roots). Not D4L, Mike Jones, Lil' Wayne (some one kill him) or any of these embarrassments!
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
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