turd ferguson's definitions

crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

O-Town

For more information, see Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.

by Turd Ferguson February 20, 2005

coppola

To be of coppolan descent, have long messy hair, and be "fashionably late.

Knock it off Copolla!

by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004

poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.

by Turd Ferguson March 27, 2004

strudel

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out

That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003