truth teller's definitions

vast left wing conspiracy

see democrat attack machine

Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.

by Truth Teller September 19, 2003

rat chew

adj. Wretched
n. Wretched thing

Chelly is a rat chew.
Chelly has rat chew ankles.

by truth teller January 1, 2004

punk ass bitch

Somebody that is totally immature and/or a follower

John and Bhargav are punk ass bitches.

by truth teller March 23, 2007

the government

a bunch of dirty smelly hippies

satanic bastards who are still practicing slavery to this very day

by truth teller February 14, 2007

vast right wing conspiracy

A hoax perpetrated by liberals, specifically Hitlery Rodman C.

The vast right wing conspiracy is actually a ploy by chicken farmers to market Buffalo Wings.

by Truth Teller September 19, 2003

linux

n. An OS that is awesome for geeky programmers. For everyone else, it is much too difficult to install and use.

Linux will always have a small installed base on desktop computers, because the only way it can become mainstream is if it loses the difficulty of installation and use. The only way to attain that is to completely change what linux is.

by truth teller December 29, 2003

spooge

Slang term for semen or male ejaculate.

The furry fandom is all about spooge.

by truth teller July 30, 2004