snot wash

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .
Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha
by troubledemon April 07, 2009
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Joint to 5:00

Time that comes after Beer :30
Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00
by troubledemon March 17, 2010
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letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey
boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.
by troubledemon March 27, 2009
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Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.
1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .
by troubledemon August 02, 2009
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Slanted Eyed Slinky

Hey check out that Slanted Eyed Slinky over there .

Yeah she is hot !
by troubledemon March 09, 2012
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Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)
Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .
by troubledemon March 25, 2009
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tittysatchel

1-a bra,
tom-Hey that woman over there is not wearing a tittysatchel!

matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!
by troubledemon August 01, 2009
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