Definitions by tradesman

jizzbag 

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

jizzbag by tradesman March 31, 2003

liberal

1. An individual or group of individuals that embrace all views...unless you disagree with them.

2. Most of the media.

3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.

Today's liberals want to make the world a better place...as long as they don't have to make the big sacrifices, and someone else does.

liberal by tradesman March 31, 2003

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

headlights on by tradesman March 31, 2003

gun control 

1. An isidious plan by some who feel that the gun is to blame for crimes commited by the criminal as a basis to take away firearms from law-abiding citizens.

2. Hitting what you're aiming at.

3. To use both hands while firing.

Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.

gun control by tradesman March 31, 2003

dingleberry 

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

dingleberry by tradesman March 31, 2003

The Rocky Horror Picture Show 

The definitive cult film. Enjoyed at midnight in theatres around the world.

Started life as a play written by Richard O'Brien in 1973 and soon made into a movie in 1975.

Don't Dream It, Be It!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show by tradesman March 31, 2003