tradesman's definitions

Dodge

One of the best carmakers out there, and one of the all-time best makers of police cars. Too bad they don't anymore.

That '69 Dodge Polara will smoke an Impala SS.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

Peter Jennings

A "journalist" that is unable to give an objective news story. Tries to pass off his opinions as fact. Excels at "newsatorials".

Go back to Canada, Pete. You still say "aboot".

by tradesman May 7, 2003

conservative bias

Something not nearly as proliferous as the raging liberal bias in the US media.

Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.

by tradesman June 1, 2004

Bloom County

One of the best cartoons ever. It's not a place, but a state of mind. A real 80's time capsule.

I miss Milo and the others from Bloom County.

by tradesman August 12, 2003

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003

word is bond

An old definition of stating that your word is beyond reproach that has been borrowed by the rappers of today.

My word is bond.

by tradesman November 11, 2003