card shark

One who is very proficient at card games.
by tradesman July 10, 2003
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fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.
If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!
by tradesman May 11, 2003
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Not Proud to be an American

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.
Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.
by tradesman June 22, 2006
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the simpsons

A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.
by tradesman November 22, 2003
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Nighthawk

A model of Honda motorcycle that is highly dependable.
My friends '90 Nighthawk runs like a watch.
by tradesman June 24, 2003
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pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.
Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.
by tradesman June 09, 2003
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Ohio

17th state in the Union.(1803)Home of Ghoulardi and some of the best ethnic food anywhere. The best part is, we don't have Gray Davis or Hillary Clinton to worry us.
I live in Ohio.
by tradesman September 12, 2003
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