blonde palomino hussy

Term of endearment. A woman (prefer. blonde) who is completely unaware of the field of devastation of men and boys left by her passing.

Taken from an old MASH episode.

That bailer chick is a real blonde palomino hussy.

by tradesman April 03, 2003

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 02, 2003

gingerbread fuck

Too much "dressy" trim on a house.

My realtor showed one house, but it had too much gingerbread fuck.

by tradesman April 04, 2003

Le Monde

A leftist French periodical that is undeniably hysterical in it's anti-American tirades. On the same level as the Nation Enquirer here in the States.

Le Monde is a joke.

by tradesman November 26, 2003

Century Club

To drink 100 oz. of beer in 100 minutes. 100 ounces? That's all? Kids these days...they don't know how to drink.

The Century Club is a little overrated.

by tradesman May 12, 2003

dash mice

An irritating squeak in the car's dashboard. Occasionally repairable, but a bitch to locate.

Used as singular. There is no "dash mouse".

I had to turn up the radio to drown out the dash mice.

by tradesman April 04, 2003

gun control

1. An isidious plan by some who feel that the gun is to blame for crimes commited by the criminal as a basis to take away firearms from law-abiding citizens.

2. Hitting what you're aiming at.

3. To use both hands while firing.

Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.

by tradesman April 01, 2003