card shark

One who is very proficient at card games.

Don't play him, he's a card shark.

by tradesman July 10, 2003

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 11, 2003

Not Proud to be an American

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

by tradesman June 22, 2006

the simpsons

A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.

Family Guy was better than the Simpsons.

by tradesman November 22, 2003

Nighthawk

A model of Honda motorcycle that is highly dependable.

My friends '90 Nighthawk runs like a watch.

by tradesman June 24, 2003

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 09, 2003

Ohio

17th state in the Union.(1803)Home of Ghoulardi and some of the best ethnic food anywhere. The best part is, we don't have Gray Davis or Hillary Clinton to worry us.

I live in Ohio.

by tradesman September 12, 2003