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Vegans: The plural of vegan.

A vegan is someone who, for political, moral, or health reasons, does not eat meat or any animal products such as milk, eggs or cheese.
Vegan: Eggs are chicken abortions!

Omnivore at the next table: I'll have a bacon and cheese omelette and a buttered bagel, please.

Vegan: *faint*

Vegans can get a bit overexcited at times.
vegans by Dr. Moreau May 17, 2006
My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'
Vegans by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
A group of thorough dickheads that push the retarded ideology that everyone should be eating plants because apparently animals are on the same level as humans, and killing animals is murder somehow.
Vegans to meat-eaters: "You are murderers because you buy meat"
Sane Meat-eater: **Flips table** "You are thorough dickheads, you stupid vegans. "
Vegans by SaneMeatEater69 March 25, 2020
The grass is getting long time to use my vegans
Vegans by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019
Someone who complains when another people at a restaurant orders a stake.
dam vegans
Vegans by Fuckcyclist February 26, 2020
get easily offended at anything and is best friends with the kid that u know will do the shooting and killes grass every day on your garden
i hate those grass killing vegans
vegans by vegans heagons February 4, 2019