miles per gallon

The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.

My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.

by tradesman July 08, 2003

extreme

1) Outermost or farthest. The greatest or highest; most. Far beyond what is considered normal. Drastic.

2)One of most overused words in the current english language.

The first definition is self-explanatory. But, I like to have fun with the second one. How about AN EXTREME NAP? Maybe EXTREME DEODERANT? Maybe EXTREME BAGELS at Brueger's. You get the idea. The word is EXTREMELY overused.

by tradesman May 05, 2003

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 01, 2003

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 03, 2003

face time

A term used to describe how much time a celebrity or other television personality is in front of the camera.

Dan Rather gets way too much face time.

by tradesman June 24, 2003

UN

An ever-increasingly irrelevant group of nations whose widespread corruption is coming to light.

The UN's time is passing. Can you say "Oil-For-Food"?

by tradesman January 09, 2005

highpockets

A tall individual.

Hey, highpockets! Can you get this kite out of this tree?

by tradesman May 07, 2003