dingleberry

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Vegan

An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.

The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...

by tradesman May 13, 2003

hinky

Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.

There's something hinky about the deal.

by tradesman April 04, 2003

tchotchke

A cheap trinket.

The flea market is full of tchotchkes.

by tradesman July 19, 2003

Not Proud to be an American

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

by tradesman June 22, 2006

Ohio

17th state in the Union.(1803)Home of Ghoulardi and some of the best ethnic food anywhere. The best part is, we don't have Gray Davis or Hillary Clinton to worry us.

I live in Ohio.

by tradesman September 12, 2003

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 09, 2003