fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 12, 2003

card shark

One who is very proficient at card games.

Don't play him, he's a card shark.

by tradesman July 10, 2003

ninjaburger.com

A very funny site. Try it out!

Ninjaburger.com is a way of life.

by tradesman July 12, 2003

shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

by tradesman April 04, 2003

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 10, 2003

cheesepuff

An individual that puts on a bigger front than he really has. Same as a braggart, but less savory.

Don't let that cheesepuff bullshit you.

by tradesman April 01, 2003

Chevy

Acronym for: Can Hear Every Valve Yell.
Mostly unreliable. Can be found up on blocks anywhere.

A lot of people lease their Chevys. That way they'll get the two years of useful life from it, and not pay the tremendous repair bills.

by tradesman May 11, 2003