tom's definitions

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005

nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

by tom December 25, 2004

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Videlectrix

A video game company (motto: We use computers... to make video games!) that created such great games as Shploitz!, Trogdor, Pigs on Head, Awexome Cross, Kid Speedy, and QWERTY.

Visit their website at www.videlectrix.com

by Tom February 5, 2004

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004