todd's definitions

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

angular

word to describe anything that is cool

polar opposite of linear

Todd Ean and Lance are all angular.
Ralph is tonka-core and linear.

by todd February 23, 2005

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by Todd October 8, 2003

3 alfie

the lamest most expensive partys for RIT, fuck jim that sucked, 3-20-03

bush beer blows

by Todd March 28, 2003

dacus

Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.

That guy is dacus, he gets all the attention.
Those clothes are dacus as hell.

by Todd October 9, 2004

gbanger

Someone to penetrate the g spot found both in men and women. Usually done by a sexamaniac.

by Todd August 27, 2003