tk's definitions

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004

belch

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.

that belch killed the dog!

by tk October 27, 2003

manya quinn

The most beautiful personn in the world

I wish I could have manya

by TK August 21, 2003

bizzen

ie 1.bitch
a 2.female dog
3.a not very nice female

you one hellizle of a bizzen

by tk November 29, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004

rendog

Rendog is the top-shelf d-o double gizzle production maestro and smoko-punishing Cherrybrook nigga.

"Where's my muthafucking proofs? Rendog, git yo skinny ass outta the fire escape and onto level six"

by tk August 11, 2004

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004