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CNN stoned 

When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
CNN stoned by ThundrJaye June 16, 2017

CNN Student News 

A branch of CNN run by host Carl Azuz, known for his popular puns, which explains to the youth what is happening in the world at the time. The episodes are normally ten minutes long.
Teacher: Alright, we're gonna be watching CNN Student News
Classroom: *relief, no work.*
CNN Student News by foolkidstupid33 February 15, 2017

CNNsored 

When a comment you posted on a CNN article is removed, either because you used foul language or because CNN disagrees with your point of view.
I posted a great comment earlier but it was CNNsored by the comment Nazis.
CNNsored by teemo1 August 23, 2010