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CNN stoned 

When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
CNN stoned by ThundrJaye June 16, 2017

CNN Student News 

A branch of CNN run by host Carl Azuz, known for his popular puns, which explains to the youth what is happening in the world at the time. The episodes are normally ten minutes long.
Teacher: Alright, we're gonna be watching CNN Student News
Classroom: *relief, no work.*
CNN Student News by foolkidstupid33 February 15, 2017

CNNsored 

When a comment you posted on a CNN article is removed, either because you used foul language or because CNN disagrees with your point of view.
I posted a great comment earlier but it was CNNsored by the comment Nazis.
CNNsored by teemo1 August 23, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026