timlight's definitions

überseer

1. A person who obsessively foretells extreme future events above other seers
2. A person who supervises other seers, especially "end-times" seers

Rolex Iamrich is an end-times disaster film überseer.

by timlight July 11, 2009

überseership

1. the office of an überseer

2. the office or condition of the most obsessive of all "end-times" seers

Today, I'm anointing Churchian for überseership in last days music.

by timlight July 16, 2009

churchmas

1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church

2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day

The most popular festival today is Churchmas Day.

by timlight July 16, 2009

churchmate

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian

"Hey, churchmate!"

by timlight July 16, 2009

churchman

A church loyalist who motivates other church-goers but serves as a lookout for church rebels

Churchman Judas has come to ruin Peter's day!

by timlight July 18, 2009

lost spirit

1. A person who has gone astray; choosing evil principles over good, wrong over right, and lies over truth
2. A person who is not a member of any religion; choosing personal faith or spirituality over religiosity

1: Judas was a lost spirit because he had chosen evil, eventually corrupting his own soul.

2: Jesus must have been a lost spirit because he was not a chief priest underling.

by timlight July 19, 2009

prophetry

1. foretelling the future whilst impersonating a genuine prophet
2. surprisingly clever ability to impersonate a prophet and predict events

An evident sign of a prophet impersonator is his nonstop prophetry.

by timlight July 20, 2009