84 definitions by timlight

Pandemic 1

Bill Gates' codename for COVID-19, the first modern pandemic

When Pandemic 1 is over, you can stop being a homeliner, go outside, and join the next global party!

by timlight April 23, 2020

lockdowner

a distressing or depressing experience during lockdown period

What a bummer! We got a three-month long lockdowner because of covid-19 .

by timlight April 22, 2020

disinfectant drink

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

by timlight April 25, 2020

covid-free

1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area

The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!

by timlight April 24, 2020

propheteer

a prophet impersonator

He's the world most famous propheteer in the history of false prophecy.

by timlight July 20, 2009

infologist

A person specializing in the interpretation of information

Would you like to become a factoid infologist?

by timlight January 27, 2010

parabolic

1. of or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious

1. Your story is so parabolic. Speak in simple words.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.

by timlight January 28, 2010