timlight's definitions

disinjectant

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients

Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.

by timlight April 24, 2020

disinfectant drink

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

by timlight April 24, 2020

non-scientist

someone who is not an expert in science

Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.

by timlight April 23, 2020

anti-quarantine

a person who is protesting against stay-at-home orders by the government

That anti-quarantine activist will get Covid-19 because he is minimizing the confirmed infections in his neighborhood.

by timlight April 23, 2020

p-word

not password, the "pandemic" word

They've not used the p-word for China's outbreak last December of 2019 but it's expected in 2020.

by timlight April 23, 2020

Pandemic 1

Bill Gates' codename for COVID-19, the first modern pandemic

When Pandemic 1 is over, you can stop being a homeliner, go outside, and join the next global party!

by timlight April 23, 2020

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020